February 2011
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January 2011
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Henry Cavil the Next Superman
Some people may start to foam at the mouth with this news. Personally, the casting of Superman shouldn’t be rocket science. Just find a tall, stiff, good-looking white boy. Talent is optional, as Brandon Routh demonstrated. And Routh was fine as Superman and Clark Kent. It was just everything about Singer’s production sucked ass.
No no no. The important news is yet to come:...
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More Young Justice . . .
After episodes features Mr. Twister and Sports Master, what lame super villains are they going to trot out next time?
What about …
Kite Man! He can swoop in and … well, he can’t really land and do anything because then he would be Carrying a Kite Man.
Or
Multi-Man! He can become two dimensional and … I guess he would already be two dimensional. Because its a 2D...
Yes, New Theme.
Not sure how many people actually visit the blog itself, but—finally—my text is not getting all jumbled together.
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Review: Young Justice, Drop Zone
Another ho-hum episode of Young Justice. The super tykes are sent to Santa Prisca to observe and report on Bane’s activities.
However, the team do not just find Bane. They also find COOOOOO-BRA!
Wait, that’s the wrong cartoon. I mean Kobra, the other terrorist organization with a snake theme. Did I mention I never liked Kobra as a villain? Didn’t like them in Batman...
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puffy shirt: puffy shirt's reblog challenge! →
puffyshirt:
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the dark tower film project
a little tidbit of information that appeared in the last couple days. viggo mortenson and javier bardem have long been the frontrunners for the lead role of roland. however, just a couple days ago christian bale came out of nowhere, apparently pairing up with bardem as the top two contenders!
click here to learn about the...
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Review: Under the Cherry Moon (1986)
Under the Cherry Moon is no Purple Rain (but what film is?). However, if you want a testament to the sheer awesome that is Prince, you must turn to Under the Cherry Moon. The Purple One stars, directs, and provides the soundtrack for this diverting confection. Jerome Benton from the Time is in this as well. Can find a better example of Princedom?
Ok, Prince did all that and wrote the...
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Prince Loves His Little Boat
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I wonder how many thousands of followers the...
Yeah, I said it. Thousands.
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puffyshirt asked: just found your blog, i really enjoy it :)
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But even if the Oscars Blow . . .
I hope they blow Bale’s way.
Wait, does that sound weird?
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Another Reason why the Oscars Blow:
Snubbing Chris Nolan for best director for Inception. Seriously, David O Russel for The Fighter and the Coen brothers for True Grit over Nolan are travesties.
I cry bullshit on you Academy.
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Review: The Last Detail (1973; Hal Ashby)
Jack Nicholson’s character in the Last Detail, Billy Badass Baddusky, shivers throughout the film. In the snow, on streets, on train stations, Baddusky shivers as he cynically barks at authority and convention. This tick is a capsule of The Last Detail as whole: a sardonic road trip comedy, pervaded with desolate bitterness. It’s a buddy comedy without jokes and without...
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Directory Page Still Not Working?
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And the Dark Knight is now playing on TNT
I wonder how many times I’ll be sucked into watching. 30? 40?
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Young Justice: Happy Harbor Review
It appears as if I will be attempting weekly reviews of Young Justice this season, or at least until I get bored or take up drinking earlier in the day.
This was a bit of a lame episode intended to introduce Miss Martian and illustrate the deficiencies of the rookie team of superheroes and their ability to overcome adversity. The first ten minutes are especially static. The team make a tour of...
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Tarantino to Receive a Special Cesar Award
I hopes it’s a pizza.
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Review: Klute (1971)
I was reminded of Klute after seeing a film poster on my dashboard, and then I was reminded of my distaste for major aspects of this film.
Yes, I know. Jane Fonda won an Oscar for her portrayal of a cold-blooded big city prostitute. I know this is considered a classic of 1970s America cinema. It’s got kink, blood, and a unique character in private dick John Klute (Donald Sutherland).
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Happy Birthday to David Lynch
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